The Great Canadian Friday #Giveaway #Linky! (October 17, 2014)



 Hey you! Did you miss me? I had a bit of an accidental vacation last week (aka I forgot to post) due to some nasty chest infection and planning for Thanksgiving but I'm back!

 Here we are with another weekend on our doorstep, and another edition of  The Great Canadian Friday Giveaway Linky! Kick back and check out the growing list of Canadian Friendly giveaways listed below! Some are open to the US and world wide as well so if you are wandering by from somewhere else take a peek!

  If you have any blog giveaways to add please add them to the list below, and be sure to stop by next Friday for another list!

  Good Luck and thanks for stopping by.

99 Funny Halloween Jokes and Riddles!





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Why don’t skeletons like parties?
Because they have no body to dance with.

Why don't skeletons watch horror movies?
Because they don't have the guts.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?
One with plenty of body in it!


Why don’t skeletons play music in church?

Because they have no organs.



Why did the skeleton go to hospital ?  
To have his ghoul stones removed !

What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
The trombone.

Why did the skeleton go to hospital ?
To have his ghoul stones removed !

What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
 I'll have two beers and a mop!


Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
They're afraid of flying off the handle.

Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
Because there wasn't any point to it!

What did the scary witch do when her broomstick broke?
She had to witch-hike!

What was the witch's favourite subject in school?
Spelling. 

What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.

What's the problem with twin witches?
You can never tell which witch is which.

What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub?
A self cleaning Coven.

How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray!

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hobblin' goblin.

What do you get when you bite a ghost?
A mouth full of sheet!

What is a ghost's favourite bird?
A scare crow.


What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in people?

What medicine do ghosts take for colds?
Coffin drops!

What is a ghosts favourite thing to wear?
BOO- jeans.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.

Which ghost is the best dancer?
The Boogie Man.

What does a baby ghost need at a restaurant?
A BOO-ster seat!

What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
"Watch the board and I'll go through it again."

What is a Ghost’s favorite coffee? 
Tomb Hortons!

What do Italian ghosts like to cook on Halloween?
Spookghetti!

Why couldn't the ghost see it's mom and dad?
Because they were trans-parents!

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
Buckle their sheet-belts!

What kind of rocks did the little ghost collect?
Tombstones.

What is a ghost's favorite band?
The Boos Brothers

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar.

Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I scream.

What kind of shoes does a ghost wear?
Booooooooots



Why don't mummies take vacation?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

What is a mummy's favourite type of music?
Rap music.

What can you say about a horrible mummy joke?
It Sphinx!

What's a vampire's favourite fruit?
A neck-tarine!

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?Lots of blood tests!
How does a vampire clean his house?  
With a victim cleaner!

What did the vampire say to the invisible man?
Long time no see!

What do vampire soccer players have at half times?  
Blood oranges!

Why are vampires crazy?
Because they are often bats!

Why didn't the vampire have any friends?
Because he was a pain in the neck!

How are vampires like false teeth?
They both come out at night.

What is a vampire's favourite ice cream flavour?
Veinilla.

What's a vampire's favourite sport?
Batminton!

What's Dracula's favourite soup?
Scream of Tomato!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour!

What is Dracula's favourite coffee?
Decoffinated!

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.

How does a vampire like his food served?
In bite-sized pieces.

What do you call a vampire that lives in a kitchen?
Count Spatula.

What does the conductor zombie say?
Traaaaaaaains.

What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
GRAAAAAINSSSS

What does the maid zombie say?
Staaaaaaainsss.


What did one zombie say to the other zombie while eating a comedian?
This tastes FUNNY!

What does it take to become a zombie?
DEADication.

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers seperately!

Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
He felt rotten.

Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and whenwolves!

What kind of monster is safe to put in a washing machine?
A wash and wear wolf.

What did the wolf say when Frankenstein stepped on his foot?
Aooooooowwwwww!

When do werewolves go trick-or-treating?
Howl-oween.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!

What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A pumpkin patch.

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack quack?
Count Duckula.

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you're a mouse.

Why do black cats never shave?
Because 9 out of 10 black cats prefer Whiskas!

What is a leopard's favourite Halloween candy?
Dots.

What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with candy.

What did the corpse mom do when her son was bad? 
Ground him!

How do you get Holy Water?
You boil the Hell out of it!

What did Oh Henry say when he saw the Hot Tamale?
Hubba Bubba!

How does a scarecrow drink from a cup?
With a straw.

Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize?  
He was outstanding in his field

Why did the scarecrow stand up comedian fail? 
Because all he’s jokes were corny! 
What is a goblin’s favorite cheese?
Monster-ella!

What a is ghoul's favorite pet?  
Ghoulfish!

How do monsters like their eggs?
Terror fried.

What position does a monster play on the hockey team?  
Ghoulie.

Why are monsters huge, hairy and ugly?
Because if they were small, smooth and round they would be M&M's!

What do you call a clever monster? 
Frank Einstein.

What's a monsters favorite bean? 
A human bean.

How does a monster score a touchdown?
He runs to the ghoul line.

What do you do with a green monster?  
Wait until it ripens.

What do monsters call humans?
Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner.

What monster makes light?
A lampire.


Why are graveyards noisy?
Because of all the coffin!

What kind of TV do you find in a haunted house?
A wide scream TV!

What do you call two spiders that just got married?
Newly-webbed!

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.






The Great Canadian Friday #Giveaway #Linky! (October 3, 2014)


 Happy Friday!

 Hope you've been having a great week. All week we've been running around with appointments and field trips so we are looking forward to kicking up our feet for a few days! With a chance of flurries this weekend the thought of hibernation is starting to set in.Yup. I said the bad F word. *sigh*

 On the upside it gives plenty of time to check out the growing list of Canadian Friendly giveaways listed below! Some are open to the US and world wide as well so if you are wandering by from somewhere else take a peek!

  If you have any blog giveaways to add please add them to the list below, and be sure to stop by next Friday for another list!

  Good Luck and thanks for stopping by.

The Great Canadian Friday #Giveaway #Linky!



Fridays Fantastic Finds (8/16) at Inspiration for Moms

    Oh yeah! It's Friday! I had that moment of duh at about 11 this morning. You know it has been a crazy week when you forget the most important day of the week!

   Lets celebrate the start to the glorious weekend with some blog giveaways!

   Check out the growing list of Canadian Friendly giveaways listed below! Some are open to the US and world wide as well so if you are wandering by from somewhere else take a peek!

  If you have any blog giveaways to add please add them to the list below, and be sure to stop by next Friday for another list!

  Good Luck and thanks for stopping by.